Honky school
“If you are one for having a wonkyNot so bright
If you are one for having a wonky donky helluva crazy absolutely bananas time, go to Honky school! I'll admit, when I first stepped foot on campus, the big pile of manure my foot landed in was rather smelly. However, once I started attending classes, my perspective completely changed! My professors decided to perform an interpretive dance on the first day! While they were dancing, this kid named Georgey shot a snot booger on my head. Midnight snack for tonight is all set!
Later that day, I got attacked by a group of spontaneous monkeys. They were greener than normal, so I knew they were ivy league monkeys. The light green ones are from Harvard, though, so steer clear of them. Their claws will make you dance like Danielle Cohn did when she danced in her Harvard sweatshirt on Tiktok. Not funny at all, more like cultural appropriation...Anyways, the parties at Honky school are OFF THE CHARTS BONKERS. Some kid overdosed on vanilla extract and had to be taken to the ER. I hooked up with 10 of my professors who then said I had the biggest uniboob they've ever seen.
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1st Year Female -- Class 1952
Scholastic Success: A+, Education Quality: F
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“Why go to an Ivy League school likeNot so brightNeuroscience/Cognitive Science
Why go to an Ivy League school like Princeton or Rutgers when you can have your tiny peabrain brain blow away for a fraction of the cost here at Honky? Even those Yale smurfs turn green with envy when they find out you're a Honky! And when you graduate this find institution.... corporate doors swing open wide to let all the Honkey's in! So next time you meet up with your loser friends from high school who stick up their noses at everyone for getting into a run-of-the-mill school like Stanford or MIT, show them that you are a Honky! Then the jealousy pouring out of them will be so real and so thick that you will have to step around it just to get away!
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3rd Year Female -- Class 2016
Individual Value: A+, Friendliness: F
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Quite BrightAerospace Engineering
“Great school, lots of fun, remember that visiting hours of the prison next door are from 9:30 to 12 pm saturdays.
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4th Year Male -- Class 2018
Friendliness: A+, Education Quality: F
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